May 25, 2007

Britney Spears hits the drink

Pop tart Britney Spears chartered a powerboat and sailed into the rough seas from Marina del Rey for a two hour cruise Thursday (24 May 2007)


Accompanied by her friend Allie two bodyguards, both sons and a nanny Britney cheerily waved at the photogs.

Once the cruise was underway she doffed her clothes to reveal a halter neck pink polka-dotted bikini with fluorescent green piping detail. Her boobs appear to have shrunk considerably perhaps due to her weight loss.

Before disembarking she donned a captain's hat and a pink wrap-around. Sipping a cup of coffee she walked back to her waiting car.

Earlier this week acerbic American Idol judge Simon Cowell speaking to MTV repeated his earlier unsolicited advise to Spears

"… go home to your family, lock the door, don't go out with your stupid friends, have some home-cooked food. Get a sense of reality. ... And then say to yourself, 'There's more good in my life than bad. I'm still a rich, talented girl and now I want to get my career back on track.' End of story." ...

Hopefully, one of Britney's stupid friends will read out the advise to the pop tart who appears to be going back to a lifestyle reminiscent of her pre-rehab days.

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