Less than a week after 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens' goody two-shoes public image was obliterated by a photo of her standing around completely naked, Vanessa Hudgens has done the only thing she could - she's tried desperately to divert attention away from her naked pictures.
How? By being in a bunch more pictures that show Vanessa Hudgens pretending to bite another girl's breast, Vanessa Hudgens wagging her tongue about in a cunnilingus-y way, Vanessa Hudgens crawling about on a bed in her underwear, Vanessa Hudgens almost kissing another girl with tongues and Vanessa Hudgens appearing to try and kiss her own knee. Her own knee! Is there no end to this girl's depravity?
There's still no word about the High School Musical future of young starlet Vanessa Hudgens, who gained an army of slightly dirty middle-aged male fans this week after it was revealed that naked pictures of her had been spread across the internet like a gift from heaven terrible, awful act of sordid bad irresponsibility given that she's a role-model for millions of children and all. It makes sense, though, that Disney should keep Vanessa Hudgens on for High School Musical 3, because what is High School Musical if not a pale retread of Grease, albeit a retread of Grease where Sandy takes everything to its natural conclusion and runs around naked, biting on Rizzo on the tits in the flying car during We Go Together? Huh?
Fearing for the future of her career, Vanessa Hudgens has already apologised for the first naked pictures, but the new flock of risque Vanessa Hudgens photos that have emerged on the internet might have undone all the good work that the apology started to achieve. Because now that there are photos of Vanessa Hudgens larking about in a vaguely lesbian way with some other teenage girls, she's leapfrogged the $500,000 that Girls Gone Wild recently offered her and is now in a prime position to solely star in those hardcore European hotel-room pornography films that are so explicit it's hard to watch them without bringing up a little bit of vomit. Or something. The Sunshine Coast Daily reports:
New racy photos of Disney star Vanessa Hudgens have been posted on the internet, showing her posing in her underwear and horsing around with girlfriends. The 18-year-old and her gal pals are shown poking their tongues out at each other and the camera, cuddling up and sharing air kisses. Some of the photos on the “Right Celebrity” site show Hudgens posing seductively on a bed and doing a striptease.
This fresh controversy has caused Vanessa Hudgens to pull an appearance on the Jay Leno show, because not only would her interview be dominated by questions about her naked picture scandal, but also insiders claim that the interview would be the longest period of time that someone has pointed a camera at Vanessa Hudgens without her talking off all her clothes and/or trying to jab her tongue into a girl's mouth, neither of which would be very appropriate given recent circumstances.
Hopefully, though, this is as far as the Vanessa Hudgens naked photo scandal goes - she's young, she made a mistake and it's time for her to try and rebuild what's left of her career, plus what young girl hasn't put her tongue three inches away from another girl's tongue and posted it onto the internet? - although at the rate these photos are being leaked onto the internet, we'd guess that it's just a matter of hours until you'll be able to download a photo of Vanessa Hudgens bringing a farmyard animal of some sort to climax.
Oh, go on then - here's the latest bunch of Vanessa Hudgens photos. They're not that rude, in honesty, but you still might want to be careful.
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