Nov 3, 2007

Why can't Britney EVER cover her back?

It's the question on everyone's lips as walking disaster area Britney Spears rolled up to a supermarket dressed in yet another barely-there buttock-skimming dress.

Just why can't Britney cover her behind?

Seen out before her widely-panned comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, the troubled pop star wore yet another outfit which showed she is not on intimate terms with a mirror – at least not from behind.

Britney headed to her local supermarket in the outfit which failed to cover her behind the night after she was first seen wearing it to a Vegas nightclub.

The singer and illusionist beau Criss Angel spent the night together at Las Vegas hotel the Luxor after a busy night flitting from one club to another.

The pair spent the night partying with rap artist P Diddy at Caesar's Palace.

It's just the latest in a line of fashion faux pas made by the 'Toxic' singer who is currently in the midst of a bitter custody battle.

Despite a string of her employees being summoned by the court to testify to her fitness as a parent, Britney has continued to act in a bizarre fashion, and is constantly seen in public flashing her dimpled, cellulite-riddled bottom.

Ex-husband Federline has filed for primary physical custody of their two sons.

Federline is reported to be concerned about his former wife's increasingly erratic behaviour and believes she is exposing their children to "unnecessary risk," according to sources.

His lawyers are also said to be compiling a dossier on Britney's outlandish behaviour.

But despite the threat, and on consideration of the above evidence, it appears the singer does not feel she needs to change her ways - or her wardrobe.

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